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Tuesday, September 17, 2013


-blush- sorry...

Grand Theft Auto V is an open world, action-adventure video game developed by Rockstar North and published by Rockstar Games. The game was released today, September 17, 2013 for the PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 consoles.  The first main entry in the Grand Theft Auto series since Grand Theft Auto IV (2008) and is the 15th entry overall.   

FUN FACTS:  V years in the making and approximately $256 MILLION – more to make than every Hollywood blockbuster ever made - except for Avatar and Pirates of the Caribbean 3.  Rockstar has already made this back in pre-orders and forecast to generate $1 billion in sales in one month. \m/

The GTAV map is the equivalent of Manhattan in size; total playable area is five times the size of Red Dead Redemption, and for the first time in the series, the GTAV map is open from the beginning, with the exception of some protected areas.  The setting includes a fully explorable ocean floor... and sharks. 

No one is safe and nothing is sacred on talk radio.  There’s a fake Facebook (LifeInvader), a fake Twitter (Bleeter), a fake Apple (Fruit), a fake Kickstarter (Beseecher), a fake “50 Shades of Grey” (“Chains of Intimacy”), even a fake Call of Duty (Righteous Slaughter 7, a first-person shooter game that advertises itself with the tagline “The identical art of contemporary killing”).

Grand Theft Auto offers some of Murica’s favorite past times like yoga, sky diving, tennis, scuba and golf — alongside bong hits and lap dances.  p.s. impress the stripper and you may just bring her home. Need more guns 'n' amo?  They've got ya covered... now you can buy additional weapons with real money micro-transactions from Ammu-Nation. 

Oh and I love this one.  So apparently Franklin has one TURNT UP pup named Chop who he can call on to search for hidden packages, help sniff out hidden enemies and maul them if requested.  Chop, however, is easily distracted by the bitches and will chase ass all over town unless trained.  This training can be done via an app… the iFruit app for iPhone and iPad to be exact.    

And finally... for the first time, there are three controllable characters instead of only one: Franklin, a repo man; Michael, a witness-protection retiree; and Trevor, an oddly lovable psychopathic meth dealer.  Okay, so that's it... this is as far down the rabbit hole as I am going to go, but if you want to read some more cool facts at the chance of a few spoilers Click Here.   

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