OH EXCUSE ME MONSIEUR! THE ARTIFICIALLY INTELLIGENT ROBOTIC BARTENDER

Personally the thought of Artificial Intelligence frightens me.  I've seen the movies!  THIS however, is toooootally acceptable.  

MONSIEUR makes 300 different cocktails; 150 drinks without refilling. ALLOWS you to order from across the room using a mobile app. AFTER a Long Day Monsieur knows and offers you a double instead of a single. ON Date Night Monsieur can determine that you have a date over and offers them a double instead of a single.  

http://monsieur.co/

It's official.  I WANT