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Tuesday, October 22, 2013

PINK FLAMINGO EATING ZOMBIE GARDEN GNOMES FOR YOUR YARD

Something bad has happened in the garden. The once happy garden gnomes have been infected by a strange virus which has turned them into flesh eating monsters. There are only a few survivors left who are desperately trying to stay alive.




Everyone says that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, but the Zombie Gnomes say no. Lunch is because that's when everyone is out and about. Thus poor Larry the bird became the savory meal of Irving the Irresistible.


Doom. Fear. Panic. That is the best way to describe how the surviving Garden Gnomes are feeling. Doomsday Dan proclaims his surrender in despair. While Fearless Fred bravely climbs a flower pot to save his life. Meanwhile Nathaniel nervously hides behind a cluster of mushrooms to either fight or flee from his instructor Sniffy the Smithy. Either way life is hard for the Garden Gnome.


All of these Gnomes are hand painted and hand casted. We make our gnomes using a proprietary cement blend, and use all purpose outdoor weather sealer to protect your paint. We have been getting so many orders that our expected wait time is currently 5-7 business days for orders to be ready for shipping.

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