1. Bacon Bandaids
Very few people know of the amazing healing powers that bacon possesses. Bacon is so powerful, in fact, that they now make bacon bandaids to help quickly heal your open cuts and wounds. These novelty bacon bandaids are functional and tasty! $5.97 USD
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2. Bacon Soap
Save money on colognes and body sprays simply by adding the bacon soap to your bathing arsenal. After every shower you’ll get to enjoy the succulent bacony aroma exuding from your pores all day long. It even comes in a classy tin so you can take it with you on the go. $6.00 USD
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3. Bacon Sunscreen
Science has shown us that 10 out of 10 people prefer the smell of Bacon to coconut, which makes this the most anticipated new product of the summer. Bacon Sunscreen is enriched with SPF 30 and rich, porky moisturizers. It’s designed to keep even the most delicate skin protected from harmful UV rays and smelling like something delicious is cooking for several hours. $7.99 USD
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4. Bacon Body Wash
What better way to prepare for a delicious, artery clogging breakfast than with the bacon body wash. A nice coat of this body wash will have you feeling refreshed while leaving behind an intoxication bacon smell that will linger throughout the entire day. $8.99 USD
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5. Bacon Air
Hungry for bacon but don’t want the calories? Try BaconAir! Competing in a sporting event or spelling bee? Try BaconAir! Vacuuming the house? Try BaconAir! Taking a test? Try BaconAir! Driving a race car or semi-truck? Try BaconAir. If you want to run faster, jump higher, look and feel more attractive or memorize long sequences of numbers – try BaconAir! $8.99 USD
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6. Bacon Condoms
Give a whole new meaning to the term “porking” when you fool around using the bacon condoms. They disguise and protect your meat by wrapping it up with some tasty latex bacon anyone would have to be crazy to turn down. Bacon and sex, what could be better? $9.99 USD
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7. Bacon Power Deodorant
When you’re sweating like a pig, nothing works harder at killing odor quite like the bacon powder deodorant. Made with bits of real bacon, this potent deodorant will have you smelling downright delicious – which may be a problem if cannibalism is common in your area. $9.99 USD
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8. Bacon Bouquet
Is there a better way to say I love you than with J&D's Bacon Roses? We can't think of one. J&D's Bacon Roses are handmade, smell like crispy Bacon and are an everlasting symbol of your love and affection. They will also hold their porcine fragrance for months. $9.99 USD
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9. Bacon Lubricant
You've always been a lover of bacon. Well, now you can be a bacon lover with baconlube, the world's first bacon-flavored massage oil and personal lubricant. No more horrifying bedroom experiments with bacon grease or 3rd degree skillet massage burns. $11.99 USD
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10. Bacon Funeral Coffin
For those who love bacon to death, this mouth watering bacon themed coffin is sure to give you the glorious funeral procession you deserve. It’s beautifully crafted from gasketed steel and decorated like a mouth watering slice of bacon you’ll enjoy for eternity. $2999.99
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