For all my raging alcoholic friends... here are the TOP 10 BEST.
1. Flask Sandals
Stay liquored up wherever you go with these flask sandals that let you store alcohol by your feet. Now you can keep booze on you while at the beach or pool. These flask sandals hold only 1.5 ounces of liquid, so make sure you only pack the strong stuff! $45.00 USD
2. iPhone Shaped Flask
This iPhone shaped flask is the ultimate in drinking discretion. The iFlask goes wherever your phone goes — your pocket, your purse, or even your bra. Just make sure you’re not checking your phone while you’re swigging, as you might get found out. $29.95 USD
3. Bev-Cam
Do not worry about security at the game any more... The Bev-Cam has arrived! This is the most realistic-looking camera flask on the market! $14.95 USD
4. Belt Buckle Flask
Keep your alcohol close while your on the go with the belt buckle flask. The flask attaches onto your belt like a traditional belt buckle, but it can store around two ounces of sweet sweet alcohol goodness. You might have a drinking problem, but portability isn’t a part of it. $4.59 USD
5. Holy Bible Flask
Stop looking up to the heavens in search of answers – everything you need can be found in the good book of booze. The Holy Bible flask is perfect for getting drunk and looking like a saint all at the same time – just don’t get wasted and start preaching to strangers. $12.49 USD
6. Hairbrush Flask
Keep your silky hair tangle free and your liver over-saturated with alcohol with the hairbrush flask. This 6 oz. flask is shaped like a functional paddle brush but it unscrews at the bottom any time you’re in need of a little pick-me-up. No one will ever suspect your raging alcoholism. $25.49 USD
7. Hidden Bladder Flask
Easily take your beer or liquor anywhere in this hidden bladder flask. Onlookers will think you are peeing into a cup and drinking from it, a la Bear Grylls, but you’ll have the last laugh as you sneak in that sweet nectar that’s warm from the heat given off from your crotch! $29.99 USD
8. Tampon Flasks
It’s that time of the month again – time to get drunk! With these clever tampon flasks you can discretely sneak alcohol into just about anywhere and no security guard in their right mind would dare question it unless they’ve got some kind of weird tampon inspecting fetish. $14.09 USD
9. Sunscreen Flask
Are you going on a cruise around the Caribbean and you don't want to pay the high prices for drinks? We have your solution! The Sunscreen Flask is the perfect way to sneak your favorite beverages on-board. This is the perfect flask for any cruise, sporting event, concert or festival. $9.99 USD
This one may be a little hard to explain, but hey, you're a drunk... probably drunk right now. You'll think of something witty to say when the time comes.
10. Ping Pong Paddle Flasks
Serve up some fun drinks with the ping pong paddle flasks. These ingenuously low-key drink flasks can be used as actual ping pong or beer pong paddles while the hollowed out inside holds up to 5 oz. of your favorite alcoholic spirits. $15.95 USD
